Because we're in a recession (despite what the federal government says), I've
decided to put our annual Christmas card on my blog this year.
So here goes...
Merry Christmas
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious
low carbon footprint, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, low saturated fat, smoke free,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of all other faiths and minorities or those who choose not to practice religious
or secular traditions at all.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms - This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others and is void where prohibited
by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual applications of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of any subsequent
holiday greetings, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Merry Christmas from me and my attorney.
Welcome to the inside of my heart and mind. Some of these thoughts are real, some no doubt are imagined, but all come from the very inner parts of me
Tuesday, December 8
No money for Christmas cards
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